Charles M. Schulz Quotes - Page 3

If you grit your teeth and show real determination, you'll always have a chance.

Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.

Security is a thumb and a blanket. Happiness is a warm puppy.

One moment, please... We interrupt our regular program to bring you this special bulletin: It's a nice day outside.

Goodbys always make my throat hurt... I need more hellos.

It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.

Happiness is a warm puppy.

I don't know the meaning of life. I don't know why we are here. I think life is full of anxieties and fears and tears. It has a lot of grief in it, and it can be very grim. And I do not want to be the one who tries to tell somebody else what life is all about. To me it's a complete mystery.

No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.

You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.

No problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from!

Sometimes I lie awake at night thinking about all the dumb things I do every day... If I live to be eighty and I do ten dumb things each day... That would be about two hundred and ninety thousand dumb things... When you add up all the dumb things you do, it's best to use round figures.

Linus Van Pelt: Well, I can understand how you feel. You worked hard, studying for the spelling bee, and I suppose you feel you let everyone down, and you made a fool of yourself and everything. But did you notice something, Charlie Brown? Charlie Brown: What's that? Linus Van Pelt: The world didn't come to an end.

Why me, lord? Don't answer that!

There is no greater burden than great potential.

Lucy: You learn more when you lose Charlie Brown: Well then I must be the smartest person in world!!!

To dance is to live!

Brothers and sisters should never be in the same family.

Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.

I can hear my heart beating. I can hear my stomach growling. I can hear my teeth grinding and my joints creaking. My body's so noisy, I can't sleep.

Going to our school is an education in itself which is not to be confused with actually getting an education.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

Some days, a beautiful sunset with your best friend can be one of the most peaceful and relaxing mediations of the day.

If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death!