Charles M. Schulz Quotes - Page 5

A kiss on the nose does much toward turning aside anger.

I guess babysitters are like used cars... You never really know what you're getting.

Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family.

You know what I think my best quality is? I think I'm nice to have around. I'd hate it if I weren't around!

I never seem to know what's going on... Right from the very start, my life has been strange. I think I know what happened... I must have missed all the rehearsals.

This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.

A cartoonist is someone who has to draw the same thing day after day without repeating himself.

It is difficult to talk about what I do, because I do it so I don't have to talk about it.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.

Dearest darling, how I love you. Words cannot tell how much I love you. So forget it.

Sometimes, when you're really depressed, all you want to do is nothing. All you want to do is lean your head on your arm, and stare into space. Sometimes this can go on for hours. If you're unusually depressed, you may have to change arms.

Travel tips: How to avoid carsickness, seasickness and airsickness... Be careful what you eat. And stay home.

The crabby little girls of today are the crabby old women of tomorrow!

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black.

Snoopy: So this is the last day of the year. Another complete year gone by and what have I accomplished this year that I haven't accomplished every other year? Nothing! (He smiles.) How consistent can you get?

All I wanted to do was be a hero... But do I ever get to be a hero? All I ever get to be is the stupid goat!" "Don't be discouraged, Charlie Brown... In this life we live, there are always some bitter pills to be swallowed..." "If it's all the same with you, I'd rather not renew my perscription!

Sometimes I feel that life has passed me by... Do you ever feel that way, Charlie Brown?" "I feel that it has knocked me down and walked all over me!

Empty?! You took all the cookies!" "They were crying to get out of the jar... Cookies get claustrophobia too, you know!

I want to be liked... No, I want to be more than just liked... I want people to say, "that Charlie Brown is a great guy!" And when people are at parties, I want them to look for me, and when I finally arrive, I want them to say, "here comes good ol' Charlie Brown... Now everything will be all right!" I want to be a special person... I want to be needed... It's kind of hard to explain... Do you understand? I mean, do you know what I'm talking about?" "Sure, I understand perfectly..." "Well?" "Forget it! Five cents, please!

Never give your heart to a blockhead.

I have deep feelings of depression... What can I do about this?' 'Snap out of it! Five cents, please.

All of earth's creatures have, hidden within their beings, a wild uncontrollable urge to punt!

Why can't we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn't work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves. Then we would have to say good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need. I need more hellos.