Charles M. Schulz Quotes - Page 2

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.

I do not like a high-organized church. I think that as soon as the congregation reaches a level of one hundred or so people, it is time to build a new church. As soon as the congregation gets to the point where you are not on fairly intimate terms with every other person in that church, then you have become a theater where people can attend services. I do not think you can attend a church service. Service is not something which is there to be viewed as if it were a play or a movie.

I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I let them try to understand me!

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?

There is nothing more attractive than a nice smile

Do what is absolutely you and nobody else.

Beauty Tips - How to Look Younger: Don't be born so soon.

Don't be a leaf... Be a tree!

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

Charlie Brown: "Life is just too much for me... I've been confused right from the day I was born... I think the whole trouble is that we're thrown into life too fast... We're not really prepared..." Linus: "What did you want... A chance to warm up first?"

Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything.

Though her husband often went on business trips, she hated to be left alone. "I've solved your problem," he said. "I've bought you a St. Bernard. Its name is Great Reluctance. Now, when I go away, you shall know that I am leaving you with Great Reluctance!" She hit him with a waffle iron.

Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter.

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

Never, ever, ever give up.

Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about...That always worries me!

There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people...religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin!

I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.

There's no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don't really have anything to say.