When I do something good, the audience lets me know immediately. They laugh. That's it.
Black comics, they only watch Black comedians. You're a comedian; you're not just a Black comedian. You're a comedian. I try to get that through to everybody.
I saw the yearbook picture. There was six of them! I ain't have six friends in high school, I don't have six friends now! That's three on three with a half court.
Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep.
Artistically I'm curious. But in life? No. I can go to a restaurant and order the same thing for 10 years.
I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack.
Oprah is so rich, I saw John Kerry proposing to her.
A comedian has to live in his head. All this comedy comes from a lonely place. When you're surrounded by an entourage, you're not living in your head.
I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.
