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They're working their way down. Next year, Todd Bridges gets the award. When I was a kid I wanted to be Eddie Murphy and now I'm a rip-off of Eddie Murphy.

They're working their way down. Next year, Todd Bridges gets the award. When I was a kid I wanted to be Eddie Murphy and now I'm a rip-off of Eddie Murphy.

Chris Rock
Funny, Rip, Humor
"Kids Choose Green Day as Favorite Band". www.foxnews.com. April 2, 2006.

I just thought everybody lived around abandoned buildings and crack-heads, ... I lived in the ghetto until I was like 19. I came to Los Angeles, stayed at hotels and stuff. When I got back and I saw what my neighborhood looked like, I started getting scared.

Chris Rock
Funny, Humor, Ghetto

You won’t be able to take your eyes off the next four presenters: Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.

Chris Rock
Funny, Eye, Four
Chris Rock's remarks as host at the 77th Academy Awards ceremony at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood, Los Angeles, February 27, 2005.

White man makes guns? No problem. Black rapper says "gun"? Congressional hearing.

Chris Rock
Funny, Gun, Men
"'It's the White BET Awards!' Chris Rock's funniest jokes ahead of his Oscars hosting stint". www.mirror.co.uk. February 28, 2016.

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.

Chris Rock
Funny, Ideas, People

Hollywood's just not funny.

Chris Rock
Funny, Hollywood
"Pushing the envelope". Interview with Sam Delaney, www.theguardian.com. February 25, 2005.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Chris Rock
Funny, Jobs, Fall

If you wanna get away with murder, all you gotta do is shoot somebody in the head and put a demo tape in their pocket! 'This is a rap killing! Let's get outta here!'

Chris Rock
Funny, Rap, Home
"Chris Rock: Never Scared". TV Special, www.imdb.com. April 17, 2004.

I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan!

Chris Rock
Funny, Hate, Humor
"Bring the Pain". Documentary, Comedy, 1996.

Two hours of sparkling entertainment spread out over a four-hour show.

Chris Rock
Funny, Humor, Two

I ain't shootin' nobody. So call me a faggot! When the war's over, I'll be the faggot with two legs, thank you!

Chris Rock
Funny, War, Humor
"Chris Rock: Bigger & Blacker". TV Special, www.imdb.com. July 10, 1999.

That's all we had when I was a kid: Robitussin. No matter what you got, Robitussin better handle it. "Daddy, I got asthma." "Robitussin." "I got cancer." "Robitussin." "I broke my leg." Daddy poured Robitussin on it. "Yeah, boy, let that 'tussin get in there. Yeah, boy, let that 'tussin get on down to the bone. The 'tussin ought to straighten out the bone."

Chris Rock
Funny, Cancer, Kids

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