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When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I'm beginning to believe it.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I'm beginning to believe it.

Clarence Darrow
Funny, Sarcastic, Believe
Quoted in Irving Stone, Clarence Darrow for the Defense (1941)

History repeats itself. That's one of the things wrong with history.

Clarence Darrow
Funny, Sarcastic, Sarcasm

I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure - that is all that agnosticism means.

Clarence Darrow
Funny, Witty, Powerful
Speech at Scopes trial, Dayton, Tenn., 15 July 1925

Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?

Clarence Darrow
Funny, Sarcastic, Communication

I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.

Clarence Darrow
Funny, Work, Men

Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its coat tails.

Clarence Darrow
Funny, Running, Wisdom
The Sign Magazine, May 1938.

Everybody is a potential murderer. I've never killed anyone, but I frequently get satisfaction reading the obituary notices.

Clarence Darrow
Funny, Clever, Smart

I never wanted to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure.

Clarence Darrow
Funny, Death, Dying

Hoover, if elected, will do one thing that is almost incomprehensible to the human mind: he will make a great man out of Coolidge.

Clarence Darrow
Funny, Humor, Men

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