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Don Marquis Quotes about Funny

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A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

Don Marquis
Funny, Life, Witty

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.

Don Marquis
Funny, Birthday, Time

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.

Don Marquis
Funny, Hope, Witty
Don Marquis (2012). “Archy and Mehitabel”, p.54, Anchor

Yes, he's got all them different kinds of thoroughbred blood in him, and he's got other kinds you ain't mentioned and that you ain't slick enough to see.

Don Marquis
Funny, Dog, Blood
Don Marquis (1922). “The Revolt of the Oyster”

A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.

Don Marquis
Funny, Humor, Admission

It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld.

Don Marquis
Funny, Pregnancy, Humor

Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles.

Don Marquis
Funny, Birthday, Meaningful
"Modern Essays" edited by Christopher Morley, ("The Almost Perfect State"), 1921.

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