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Fran Lebowitz Quotes about Funny

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Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Funny, Life, Happiness

Metropolitan Life (1978) p. 101

Polite conversation is rarely either.

Inspirational, Funny, Witty

Fran Lebowitz (1994). “The Fran Lebowitz Reader”, Vintage

You're only as good as your last haircut.

Funny, Witty, Humorous

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Funny, Life, Witty

FaceBook post by Fran Lebowitz from Apr 13, 2010

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.

Inspirational, Funny, Hope

FaceBook post by Fran Lebowitz from Apr 24, 2010

Bread that must be sliced with an axe is bread that is too nourishing.

Funny, Food, Cooking

Fran Lebowitz (2011). “The Fran Lebowitz Reader”, p.129, Vintage

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Funny, Money, Winning

When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.

Funny, Travel, New York

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

Funny, Beauty, Beautiful

Metropolitan Life "Manners" (1978)

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.

Funny, Easter, Food

Fran Lebowitz (2011). “The Fran Lebowitz Reader”, p.129, Vintage

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.

Funny, Travel, Texas

Fran Lebowitz (2011). “The Fran Lebowitz Reader”, p.287, Vintage

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.

Funny, Women, Humor

Fran Lebowitz (2011). “The Fran Lebowitz Reader”, p.242, Vintage

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

Funny, Cheating, Children

Fran Lebowitz (2011). “The Fran Lebowitz Reader”, p.52, Vintage

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.

Funny, Suicide, Nature

Fran Lebowitz (2011). “The Fran Lebowitz Reader”, p.158, Vintage

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.

Funny, Sarcastic, Humor

Fran Lebowitz (2011). “The Fran Lebowitz Reader”, p.193, Vintage

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