A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.
It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.
What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.
I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is.
He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.
