The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.
Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
The fats dented the flats.
Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis
Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.
It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.
I don't think that McMahon thinks very much about the fact that J.R and I have been successful. I don't think that McMahon thinks the wrestling announcers really have that much to contribute the show.
There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT
Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.
Certainly it's a business and you've got to have a salesman, but in my mind, when you've got two guys doing the same thing, you don't need one of them.
We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels
Jim Ross you're a fine one to talk about how someone is dressed.
Australia was great. I would advise anybody to go there. In fact, if you couldn't live here, Australia would be the place to live. It's the most Americanized country that I've ever seen in the world.
When it comes to Shawn Michaels, there's always a way.
It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.
Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg!
What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
