Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.
Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
Is he dancing or having a seizure?
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I meet the women of my dreams.
Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I ever had a fight with him.
There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
If Mark Henry was the Titanic, the iceberg would've sank!
Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!
In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
Foley looks like an un-made bed.
I asked Sunny if she would ever consider dating you. She said she would rather give birth to a porcupine on fire.
You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.
As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.
What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.
Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.
Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock
