How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
When John Cena came to Raw, he immediately got off on the wrong foot with Eric Bischoff. Eric Bischoff said that he thought John Cena was a would be Eminem, and Lord knows one Eminem is enough, but since that time, I have come to respect and really like this kid. This John Cena is a good guy. You can't say anything differently than that.
You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.
J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!
It used to be that Shamrock was the world's most dangerous man, but now Shamrock is the world's most dangerous speedbump.
ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.
I've been here for nine years, and over that time, these people have become like my family.
Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.
We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to
I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services.
Can I press one for English?
Go back to your bingo hall.
Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels.
The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!
A little sex on TV never hurt anyone...unless you fall off!
Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
Are you ready for some puppies?!
Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!
I'm an artist and I can draw very well. I'm amazed that everybody can't draw well because I can do it so effortlessly.
OSHA had come in and looked at the channel 5 studios and it sort of had something to do with wrestling, but they found that there were some safety concerns that had to be addressed.
I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.
I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
I don't think it's blowing my own horn to say the show is not as good. There was chemistry there that took years and years to build and now that's gone. The commentary is lacking.
Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita!
