What is this obsession people have with books? They put them in their houses like they're trophies. What do you need it for after you read it?
I have no plants in my house. They won't live for me. Some of them don't even wait to die, they commit suicide.
I have a nice bookshelf in my office, but not my house. I'm crass, but not that crass.
My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.
