Jerry Seinfeld Quotes about Lying

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People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

Jerry Seinfeld

Hilarious, Lying, People

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire

Jerry Seinfeld

Lying, Inspiration, Fire

I love advertising because I love lying.

Jerry Seinfeld

Lying, Advertising

"Jerry Seinfeld's Clio acceptance speech is a standup routine for our times" by Brian Logan, www.theguardian.com. December 18, 2014.

I love advertising because I love lying. I think spending your life trying to dupe innocent people out of hard-won earnings to buy useless, low-quality, misrepresented items and services is an excellent use of your energy.

Jerry Seinfeld

Wisdom, Lying, Thinking

Maybe if we lie down our brains will work.

Jerry Seinfeld

Lying, Brain, Ifs

I have a friend who's collecting unemployment insurance. This guy has never worked so hard in his life as he has to keep this thing going. He's down there every week, waiting on the lines and getting interviewed and making up all these lies about looking for jobs. If they had any idea of the effort and energy that he is expending to avoid work, I'm sure they'd give him a raise.

Jerry Seinfeld

Jobs, Lying, Ideas