If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?
You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish.
What I don't understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by its root and still be scared of spiders.
It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything.
Work is the least important thing and family is the most important.
