People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.
Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light'; but with twenty per cent fewer letters.
