Jim Gaffigan Quotes about House

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If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house?

If camping is so great, why are the bugs always trying to get in your house?

Jim Gaffigan

Always Trying, House, Camping

Jim Gaffigan (2013). “Dad Is Fat”, p.258, Crown Archetype

I married a woman who loves to camp, and I am what you would call "indoorsy"... My wife always brings up, "Camping's a tradition in my family." Hey, it was a tradition in everyone's family 'til we came up with the house.

Jim Gaffigan

Wife, House, Camping

"Jim Gaffigan: King Baby". Documentary, Comedy, 2009.

You ever find yourself being lazy for no reason at all? Like, you pick up your mail, you go in your house, you realize you have a letter for a neighbor. You ever just look at the letter and go "Hm. Looks like they're never getting this. It'll take too much energy to go back outside. I'm gonna get that to them later on. Right now I gotta watch some 'Love Connection.' They got some new host on there."

Jim Gaffigan

Funny, Humor, House

Jim Gaffigan Quotes about House

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