My wife always asks me why I don't make the bed. And I respond with the same reason why I don't tie my shoes after I take them off.
I married a woman who loves to camp, and I am what you would call "indoorsy"... My wife always brings up, "Camping's a tradition in my family." Hey, it was a tradition in everyone's family 'til we came up with the house.
My wife told me that in the Bible, Abraham circumcised himself... wow! I can't even get to the bank before it closes.
My wife's gotten really lazy, or as she calls it, 'pregnant.'
I lived across from a Catholic church for 15 years that I never went into. And then I got married to my wife and - you know, and now we're going in there every other day baptizing a kid.
