Jimmy Buffett Quotes - Page 6

The beautiful people in the magazines, got the normal ones living beyond their means.

I've done a bit of smuggling, I've run my share of grass. I made enough money to buy Miami, but I piss it away so fast.

If someone wants a piece of you, never let them pay. What you do not give to them time takes anyway.

You better lava me now or lava me not.

My only contact with the outside world was an RCA Victrola, and Elvis would sing, and then I'd dream about expensive cars.

I was suppose to be a Jesuit priest or a naval academy graduate.

These old ballparks are like cathedrals in America. We don't have big old Gothic cathedrals like they do in Europe. But we got baseball parks.

We're just recycled history machines, cavemen in faded blue jeans.

The right combination of guilt and machismo has sent many a fool out into the jungle when he should have stayed home.

Gluttony, do not eat thy neighbor's wife's popcorn.

Our children may save us if they are taught to care properly for the planet; but if not, it may be back to the Ice Age or the caves from where we first emerged. Then we'll have to view the universe above from a cold, dark place. No more jet skis, nuclear weapons, plastic crap, broken pay phones, drugs, cars, waffle irons, or television. Come to think of it, that might not be a bad idea.

Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?

Why don't we get drunk and screw?

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

I still believe in rock and roll, it pays my bills.

At 57, to have a No. 1 album, I wasn't expecting it.

Truth is stranger than fishin.

You've been acting like Jesus owes you a favor, but he's a little smart for you to fool.

Cheeseburger in paradise!

Bryl-cream, a little dab will do you.

And you find as a writer there are certain spots on the planet where you write better than others, and I believe in that. And New Orleans is one of them.

We're wanted men, we'll strike again, but first let's have a beer.

So I'll put on my bob marley tape And practice what I preach Get jah lost in the reggae mon As I walk along the beach

Found a shaman in a diaper with a poppy pot. When I asked if he was cold, he said just think hot.

Where's the church, who took the steeple, Religion's in the hands of some crazy ass people, Television preachers with bad hair and dimples, The God's honest truth is, it's not that simple