British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray!
Viagra has instructions: 'Keep away from children' - what kind of man do you think I am?
I live near a remedial school. There is a sign that says, slow... children. That can't be good for their self esteem. But look of course on the positive side, they can't read it.
If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?