Joe Rogan Quotes - Page 3

People say you can abuse marijuana. You can abuse cheeseburgers. Does that mean we should close Burger Kings.

Every single religion that has ever been on the face of the Earth, ever, is a cult. That’s all they are.

People are scared man, they're scared of the void.

Like bees creating a beehive or ants creating an anthill we're all moving along creating something and we're not sure what it is.

If you haven't peed the bed, you haven't taken enough chances.

No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend.

The planet's spinning a thousand miles an hour around this gigantic nuclear explosion while these people roll these machines with rubber tires over this hard surface that we've laid down over the planet so that we can easily move ourselves back and forth.

People love to see people fall.

It's a weird experience when you're just trying to talk openly about how you think psychedelic drugs and marijuana are beneficial, or a lot of different drugs, especially plant-based ones, can be beneficial. Especially those ones that have some connection to organic life, I feel like you can learn something from them, from mushrooms, from peyote, from marijuana. They can be used as a tool.

Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs.

The beautiful thing about podcasting is it's just talking. It can be funny, or it can be terrifying. It can be sweet. It can be obnoxious. It almost has no definitive form. In that sense it's one of the best ways to explore an idea, and certainly much less limiting than trying to express the same idea in stand up comedy. For some ideas stand up is best, but it's really, really nice to have podcasts as well.

I want to make sure that everything that I'm creating, I'm creating it so other people get enjoyment out of it. And that's the reward that you get for that.

I've been inspired by a shitload of people in my life so if there's ever anybody that I can inspire, to me that's a huge gift. To be able to turn that back around.

Kindness is one of the best gifts you can bestow... We know that inherently that feels great.

I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.

I realized a long time ago that instead of being jealous you can be inspired and appreciative. It carries more energy to you... That can be an awesome motivating force that can improve your life if you choose to be inspired and not jealous. One (being jealous) has no benefit whatsoever, the other is an incredible resource for creating momentum and improvement.

After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.

I thought eventually I'd have a family and I really didn't want to be a loser like that guy in his 40s still shopping his band's shitty demo tapes around.

You could smell my ass from mars.

I think that one of the reasons why people look towards the end of humanity is that people are afraid to die alone. If you die alone, the people you love will miss you, or if they die, you miss them - the sorrow is inevitable. When you truly love someone, the thought of losing them forever is horrible.

As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person who's been involved in physical fitness my whole life, I can tell you, yoga helps you achieve altered states of consciousness. It is not just stretching. The only way you can say that it's stretching is if you haven't done it, or that you haven't done it rigorously for a long period of time.

The sensory deprivation chamber has been the most important tool that I've ever used for developing my mind

If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?

Martial arts are a vehicle for developing your human potential.

You're sort of programmed a certain way because of your environment. That's all you know. But we don't have that anymore because of the internet. Because of the internet we're all communicating with each other all across the board, so you're getting information from people all around the world, hitting a much more diverse slice of culture.