Kevin Nealon Quotes - Page 3

They say that moving is one of the most stressful things in life. Death in the family is the second most stressful, and moving your dead spouse is the third.

I play a lot of sports. I'm not real good at any of them. I'm above adequate.

A novel is too much of a commitment. I tend to peruse Twitter - I check to see if I had any mentions and read the latest messages.

I'm probably more of a stand-up comedian than an actor.

It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold!

It's kind of fun when you're playing characters that aren't quite on the up and up and people still like you.

When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together.

I like to stuff myself at Thanksgiving, not turkeys.

I grew up watching stand-ups and thought it was so entertaining and unique - you didn’t see that as a job description anywhere.

I learned how to draw from being bored in school. I would doodle on the margins of my paper

I played a security guard, and I think it was in the State Department. This was my first acting role, really, and I remember rehearsing it on the couch with my girlfriend at the time. I had a real problem with saying the word "incendiary." Most of my rehearsal was spent on pronouncing the word "incendiary."

I'd been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the acting world, and my agent sent me on audition and they liked it.

I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me.

Saturday Night Live was a show that I never thought I would be on, because I didn't do sketch comedy and I didn't do impressions. I was a stand-up.

I've noticed a surge when I go out somewhere, or if I'm doing stand-up.

I really enjoyed working on the 2009 film, 'Aliens in the Attic,' because it was shot in New Zealand and I got to visit there for the first time.

I don't smoke pot or cigarettes, so inhaling smoke as a non-smoker - it doesn't matter what it is, it's going to make you lightheaded.