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Les Dawson Quotes about Wife

All Les Dawson Quotes Funny Wife quotes

Last year my wife ran off with the fellow next door and I must admit, I still miss him.

Last year my wife ran off with the fellow next door and I must admit, I still miss him.

Doors, Years, Wife

I took the wife's family out for tea biscuits. They weren't too happy about having to give blood though.

Blood, Giving, Wife

I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I said: 'She's woke up.

Sleep, Doctors, Wife

Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

The wife's Mother said, ‘When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave.’ I said: ‘Good, I'm being buried at sea’.

Mother, Sea, Wife

Les Dawson (2012). “Les Dawson's Joke Book”, p.14, Michael O'Mara Books

Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.

Tunnels, Funny Things, Wife

Take my wife... please. I'm not saying she's ugly, but when she went to see a horror film, the audience thought she was making a personal appearance.

Wife, Ugly, Horror

Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

I'd like to thank the BBC for allowing me to work here. And I'd like to thank the wife and kids for making it necessary.

Kids, Wife, Allowing

"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

I discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.

Wife, Thank God, Hissing

Les Dawson (2012). “Les Dawson's Joke Book”, p.31, Michael O'Mara Books

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