I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it.
