Mae West Quotes about Funny - Page 2

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

Give a man free hands, and you'll know where to find them.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces.

I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.

You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

He who hesitates is a damned fool.