Mae West Quotes

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

Well behaved women do not make history.

I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.

I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Positive thoughts generate positive feelings and attract positive life experiences. You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

Your real security is yourself. You know you can do it, and they can't ever take that away from you.

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I believe that one day the world will judge the witch hunt against homosexuals just as harshly as it judges the Spanish Inquisition and the Holocaust.

Never mind about the six feet. Let's talk about the seven inches.

If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!

Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

We're intellectual opposites. Well, I'm intellectual and you're opposite.