Mae West Quotes about Funny

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.

I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it.

To err is human, but it feels divine.

Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.

Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

March isn't the only thing that's in like a lion and out like a lamb.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.

A man's kiss is his signature.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself.

Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile.

Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!' 'Goodness had nothing to do with it'.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.