Noel Fielding Quotes about Funny

Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness.

When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me.

Never try and go on a solo mission on your own.

I never did that badly with women when I wasn't on telly, but it's a bit out of control now. Women try it on with me more than I'm comfortable with. It's strange, because I think I look like a troll wearing a woman's wig backwards.

I've had a really weird day, some joker threw bamboo in the penguin enclosure. They all vaulted out. It was a nightmare, it took me all morning to get them back in.

There's not enough psychedelic stuff on TV. I want the world to be a bit weirder than it is. I hate reality, so I hate reality TV. But I love Columbo.

Yeah? Rock 'n' Roll is fast, you know. If all goes according to plan I could be in rehab next thursday. Tuesday week I'll be living on an island with a small Indian boy.

When I was 14, I saw someone getting their face and wrists slashed with a knife in a pub in Catford. Nobody lifted a finger. That's when I realised that violence wasn't funny. At all.

I've got it all in here ultra violets, flying saucers, strawberry bootlace come on get involved.

The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo.

I'm going to name drop like an idiot now, but Bono rang me up once, right? I don't know how he got my number, but I, ever so stupidly, and obviously thought it was one of my mates mocking about. So I was like, "Yeah, whatever." And it was him, but I even went to him, "That's not even a good Irish accent!"

Last time you bring me pie, I cut into it, with my tiny pie cutter, and millions of birds flew out hitting me in the eyes and the temples... it was a trick pie!

I'm a mischievous drunk.

Trousers can never be too tight. You have to go through a couple of days of pain, then everything stretches out.

My nan used to look after me in the summer holidays and she had a cat with one eye. It used to walk into walls and tables. I used to think it was hilarious. It was a slapstick cat.

We got everythin' we need here. We got Baileys, creamy, and, um... everythin' good. I'll get ya another Baileys

I don't think I'd have done comedy if I was born eighty years ago I'd have been a lord. Shooting people that were on my land With a wig, yeah. And some crisps.

That's the authentic punk dance. It's like a child dizzy on lemonade.

When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool.

No means yes in grasshopper language.

You can't just go gay, its not like buying a ladder.

They call me the confuser. Is he a man... is he a woman? Ooh, I'm not sure if I mind.

I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the floor eating cakes.

I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions.

Goth Juice... The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith.