Quentin Crisp Quotes about Funny

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There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

Quentin Crisp

Funny, Kids, Years

Naked Civil Servant (1968) ch. 15

Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.

Quentin Crisp

Funny, Life, Way

1968 The Naked Civil Servant, ch.18.

For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel and cook.

Quentin Crisp

Love, Funny, Sex

However low a man sinks he never reaches the level of the police.

Quentin Crisp

Funny, Sarcastic, Men

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

Quentin Crisp

Funny, Success, Sarcastic

"Writer, colorful gay figure Quentin Crisp dead at 90". www.cnn.com. November 21, 1999.

The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.

Quentin Crisp

Funny, Hilarious, Sarcastic

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

Quentin Crisp

Funny, Sarcastic, Sex

"The Naked Civil Servant". Biography, Comedy, Drama, www.imdb.com. 1975.

Keeping up with the Joneses was a full-time job with my mother and father. It was not until many years later when I lived alone that I realized how much cheaper it was to drag the Joneses down to my level.

Quentin Crisp

Funny, Mother, Jobs

1968 The Naked Civil Servant, ch.1.