Robert Benchley Quotes about Drinking

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

Drinking, Beer, Comedy

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.

Drinking, People, Alcohol

"The New Speaker's Treasury of Wit and Wisdom". Book by Herbert Victor Prochnow, 1958.