Robin Williams Quotes - Page 14

There's this thing called freebasing. It's not free, it costs you your home. It should be called 'homebasing'.

With a bike you go from zero to a hundred in terms of mobility.

Dreams don't deal in time. Time doesn't count.

Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!

I had one or two steady girlfriends in high school, but then in college, it was three, four... I went crazy. At one point I had three separate girlfriends, running around mad.

They're talking about partial nuclear disarmament, which is also like talking about partial circumcision - you either go all the way or forget it.

It was kind of a decompression - from straight alcohol to mixed drinks to wine to spritzers - and then you're out.

Lance Armstrong pushes the envelope in terms of the human experience. You can have a personal best, you can push your own envelope. For Lance, the person pushing him is him. The only person he's competing with, I think, is himself. To push that limit to the next step. There's a lot to learn from him. Lots.

My God, look at the size of this man! Quick! Tell the other villagers we're going back to the boats!

It's the same sex all the time.

Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time...

I was a serious method actor until I visited this site.

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.

When you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things.

You'd think all of these "atypical" somethings would add up to a typical something

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees?

In truth I never really liked any of the heavy drugs, because normally my energy is up when I'm performing, and that's about it. Cocaine is nothing new. It's the pressure, I think. People use it to relieve that, and for me it is about getting numb and forgetting. I have a reverse metabolic reaction to the stuff.

I learned that by being entertaining you make a connection with another person.

Incoming is not the thing you want to hear at Christmas.

I only ever play Vegas one night at a time.

In California, we are a sixty percent Hispanic state, we elected an Austrian governor. Even old Nazis are going "That's weird."

I love being backstage, or doing littler things like Blame Canada.

Women have so many levels. There's the physical level, which is a lot of fun. There's this emotional level, which is extremely mercurial.

I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am, I'm free!

[On creating] And you get that little endorphin buzz, it's great. Why do you think Einstein looked like that? I don't think he was going "You know this is some dynamite weed! It's all relative you know."