There are times when life's just real quiet and simple. I sometimes get tired of people saying, "Well, what are you really like?"
Go pump some neurons. Expand your craniums
Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public. Once you step on stage you're licensed to do that. It's an understood relationship. You walk on stage - it's your job.
Friends come in all sizes, take it from me! Golly gee, size doesn't matter, when you want some friendly patter from a pal who is true.
I prefer to be handcuffed at home. The idea of voice work to me is great fun, especially when it's a chance to do two different voices.
I just want to do movies, and I want to sell them. I don't want to link up with some product.
We were totally opposite - me coming from the West Coast and a junior college, and him [ Christopher Reeve] from the hard-core Ivy League. He used to be the studly studly of all studlies, and I was the little fool ferret boy.
Being a famous print journalist is like being the best-dressed woman on radio.
I never performed on drugs. That'd be stupid. It's the same thing with athletes. They can't perform when they have cocaine problems.
Being in the same room with people and creating something together is a good thing.
When you really do find a new idea or you're in and it's all working, that's the gift. It's like a musician when they hit a riff, that's when you're like all right, it's mellow. You back off and just ride it.
Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
Do you get the feeling with Sarah Palin, in high school, she was voted least likely to write a book and most likely to burn one?
Finding a good script is really difficult and the scariest thing of all is when they say about a script that's not right, "we will fix it.." It's like before you get on the Titanic and you see a big hole. In process, it's too late.
Comedy pays the bills if I can't find a film.
Stand-up is the place where you can do things that you could never do in public.
Mr. Keating: Carpe Diem! Sieze the day!
I want everyone out there in TV land to touch the TV. Touch the back of the TV and get a shock for Jesus.
The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard.
I play a lot of computer games. I love computer graphics. I've had Pixar in me for a long time.
You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian
Women are incredibly intuitive. If anybody on the planet is going to evolve to the next level, that telekinetic thing, women will.
My father retired to San Francisco, and I got a chance to know him and be around him. It's always been someplace where everything changed for the better. It's always been a home for me.
Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go "omg, omg, wtf, zzz"? Is that rude?
If women ran the world there would be no wars. However every 28 days there would be some very intense negotiations.
