"Marriage" is an internationally recognized word that says we are committed as a couple and are responsible for each other and any children that we have.
And it never, ever was interpreted that the Second Amendment meant individual's right to bear arms
I think there's no way they should have to teach [math] now. We have computers. We no longer need to know why 3x = 2y/4.
I remember thinking, 'I don't know if I can do radio.' I never even listen to it.
I think that once you open the door and allow people in on a certain aspect, it's very hard to then control how far that ripple effect is. So I think that the person who is known or famous has the ability to decide what they do or don't want to share.
I was 29 and I really fell in love, I think, for the first time. I was vulnerable in a way I didn't think I could be.
I don't think it negates your skills as a parent if you're homosexual.
Fame stole my yellow. Yellow is the color you get when you're real and brutally honest. Yellow is with my kids[...]The bundle of bright yellow warming my core, formerly frozen and uninhabitable[...]They got yellow from me, and I felt yellow giving it to them and it was all good[...]So, why am I leaving my show? It took my yellow. I wanted it back. Without it I can't live. The gray kills me.
I couldn't imagine doing a show where I'd once again have to answer to corporate interests.
Anybody that you put on TV five hours a week is at some point is going to say something stupid.
I think Democracy is threatened in a way it hasn't been in two hundred years, and if America doesn't stand up, we're in big trouble.
I went to seven colleges. I was a professional transfer student. I had to drop out 'cause I couldn't see out the back window.
You know what happens to people who lie. They get sick and they get cancer. If they keep lying, they get it again.
When I started out, some women comics were jealous of other women comics, thinking, "If she gets "The Tonight Show," I can't." My philosophy always was, "If she did, I can too."
You should be able to tell your child, "This is an actor. And she's older than Mommy!"