Aim low, reach your goals, and avoid disappointment.
The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.
Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.
In the future, it will become increasingly obvious that your competitors are just as clueless as you are.
Your business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.
