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I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.

I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.

Scott Adams

Funny, Stupidity, Dumb

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.

Scott Adams

Funny, Business, Work

Wall Street Journal, 22 May 1995 See Peter 1

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Scott Adams

Funny, Smart, Stupid

You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway.

Scott Adams

Funny, Wise, Country

In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It’s called Karoshi. I don’t want that to happen to anybody in my department. The trick is to take a break as soon as you see a bright light and hear dead relatives beckon.

Scott Adams

Funny, Death, Work

Scott Adams (1996). “The Dilbert principle: a cubicle's-eye view of bosses, meetings, management fads & other workplace afflictions”