Scott Adams Quotes about Work

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The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.

Scott Adams

Funny, Business, Work

Wall Street Journal, 22 May 1995 See Peter 1

In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It’s called Karoshi. I don’t want that to happen to anybody in my department. The trick is to take a break as soon as you see a bright light and hear dead relatives beckon.

Scott Adams

Funny, Death, Work

Scott Adams (1996). “The Dilbert principle: a cubicle's-eye view of bosses, meetings, management fads & other workplace afflictions”

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.

Scott Adams

Jobs, Work, Ifs

I think the pleasure of completed work is what makes blogging so popular. You have to believe most bloggers have few if any actual readers. The writers are in it for other reasons. Blogging is like work, but without coworkers thwarting you at every turn. All you get is the pleasure of a completed task.

Scott Adams

Work, Believe, Thinking

Scott Adams Quotes about Work

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