Immerse your soul in love.
At home I've got a very puerile, juvenile sense of humour.
Are you feeling lucky? Cause I'm on a roll.
I am the greatest thing to happen to black music.
My heart is a weatherballoon caught in an updraft of a chinese tax percentage, the tax percentages are unequivocaaaaaaaaaal, Unequivocaaaaaaaaal. This is the sort of lyrics you could never think of, loser. Here's a razorblade go cut yourself
There's an upside to the digital thing from my point of view because I find that I have access to all this wacky, weird-ass dance-music stuff that I just can't go into a shop and buy on vinyl.
One person can't change the world. But Thom Yorke can, because he's two people. Both of them are Thom Yorke.
My father beat me with a curtain rod when I was nine, (That was) the inspiration for Creep
When I was born, my mother didn't know what to name me. Eventually she named me after Thom Yorke.
Like a fat raccoon rummaging through the garbage, that how I eat. Like a f-king fat raccoon.
My father slapped my thighs with a variety of meats until I began to cry and sulked in the corner. I later became a musician
I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive.
15 Step is about how if you have mental illness and try to dance you look very funny. Whenever you see me dancing on stage, I'm imitating the mentally ill.
If I could be any famous person, I'd be John Wilkes Booth, because I'd love to shoot Abraham Lincoln in the face
Do you think Radiohead is my whole goddamn life? I also have a roadside cart where I sell apples and mincemeat pies.
It's not so much that I'm an atheist so much as the sneaking suspicion that I myself may be god
The video of 'Paranoid Android' has been censored by MTV. They took all nipples out of the cartoon, but they had no problem with the scene in which a man cuts off his own arms and legs.
I guess I am narcisstic, but only in the sense that I am brilliant and tortured as well
Women's underwear section it's like Narnia's wardrobe for my erotic delights.
If I was an owl, I would peck your eyes out. Wow this lyric is ****ing brilliant.
Well, my son really loves wildlife. And everytime he draws a polar bear I want to tell him there probably won't any by the time... he's my age. That's kinda hard to deal with.
If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies. Pony, what a funny word. Say it, pony. PO-KNEE. Now ah've made myself giddy with delight. Towards the ponies *laughs*
Is Thom Yorke there? Oh he is? Well then how the can I be Thom Yorke, talking to you, right here, on the phone.
Mephostopheles is the name of a male gigolo I knew. When he's reaching up to grab me, I suppose it's an erotic bit of poetry.
Whenever I meet a beauty, I escape or hide in the corner.
