The fact that 'Scrubs' is so popular in Israel is very important to me. I feel like I'm helping to cancel out the thousands of years of oppression the Jewish people have suffered.
One time this guy on the street wanted me to give him a medical opinion, because I'm a doctor on TV. I'm also a real doctor. But I'm also Zack Braff, so I kicked him in the groin.
I can't watch the news anymore. They have their priorities all out of whack. All I see is Natalee Holloway and Britney Spears and the war in Iraq. Where's the substantive news? Where's the Zach Braff coverage?
I've never had much sympathy for orphans, I mean, when I was their age I would have killed to have no parents to make me clean my room and stuff
Let's face it, it's only called Scrubs because I'm saving 'Zach Braff' for my autobiography.
My favorite meal? It has to be furburgers everyday in the morning.
Now, I'm not going to be misquoted on this like I have numerous times before, so I'll be quite clear. I've never said hitler was my hero, just that if he had focused on more than one race he would have had the right idea. Try to turn that one against me.
After all meat is meat. I don't understand why so many people are bithing about it. It's very healthy and contains lots of vitamins
If I had a billion dollars I would...oh wait...already do.
To say I live a cursed life is an understatement. I have to get up every day and work with people who are not as successful as me nor will they ever be as successful as me. Nobody knows the struggles I go through.
I was originally set to star in 'The Bourne Identity,' but I found it too difficult to even pretend to forget who I was.
The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar on hair gel so you can get the perfect cowlick?
Sometimes, I go to Barnes & Noble with the sole intention of moving all copies of the bible to the fiction section.
I find my movie props in my neighbors houses.
Sure, it was terrible and all, but you have to ask yourself: If the whole city was flooded, why couldn't they just swim to safety?
Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies, it's just that the idea of letting women make a decision doesn't sit well with me.
Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place.
Well I don't like to think too far ahead because it scares me a little to think of what this world will come to after I'm gone, but I suppose life will have to go on, right? At least everyone will still be able to watch reruns of Scrubs.
I believe the general consensus is the bigger it is, the more women flock to you. I guess its a good thing mine is HUGE!
Oh I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.
Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.
I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another movie.
I definitely try to play a common man in my roles so people can identify with my characters, but the truth of the matter is that it doesn't really matter what I do or my lines are, I'm still Zach Braff, and people know I'm better than them.
Probably the most memorable even of my life is when I was born. It really made me who I am. If I die, I hope to go out the same way I came in, but I don't think my mother would be into that.
Im just not really attracted to black chicks.
