A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's also opportunity for a lot of humor there.
I'm sure lots of actors and creative people go through this, where you have some weeks where it's all going according to plan and some weeks where you're super frustrated.
Once both gay marriage and marijuana are finally legal, those of you against them are not invited to the really fun parties I'm gonna throw.
I don't like the idea of drama schools. They only perpetuate the myth that everyone can do what I do
Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.
In theater or movies you see either 'I'm religious' or 'I'm an atheist.' I've never seen too much discussion of 'I believe there's a higher power but I'm hesitant to reach out to him because I don't know if I'm worthy of his attention.
It used to be that you came out of school, and you got married - those who were going to get married. But my peers are getting married in their early 30s, so now there's like this extra 10 years of that angst.
I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.
I think a lot of people are drawn to seeing people that want to be better. We see it in ourselves.
I'm 26 years old, and I've spent my whole life waiting for something else to start. Now I realize that this is all there is, and I'm going to try to live my life like that.
I have no desire to make money off musicians. I just want to promote them because I want to share music.
Ever since I was little it was programmed into me that London is where great theatre occurs and all the big shows you love start there.
The way I write is that I'll actually have a conversation out loud with myself. In a weird way, I just kind of get schizophrenic and play two characters.
I said, I'm on this TV show and I love doing it, but I don't want to be known always as the silly "Scrubs" guy... So part of me was like, You know what? Life's short. Let's go for it.
They don't know I'm staring, what does it matter if I keep on doing it?
I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff.
People always tell me I should run for president, but I don't think they'd give me enough time off to make my films.
I don't like the term 'black people', I find it demeaning to those of us that actually qualify as 'people'.
My job as an actor has inspired generations of children to become doctors. My job as a writer has opened up the minds of millions. My job as a director has produced masterpieces that will be taught in film school for ages.
I was excited about The Dark Knight until Heath Ledger gave away the ending, Batman always wins.
Ya know, Hitler was this evil, evil man. But with the World Bank and Israel manipulating America, he might have been on to something.
If we've learned anything, it's that the combination of yellow smiley faces and blue polyester vests are irresistible to the inbred.
The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the same as hitting your employee or wife, and the issue become pretty clear when you think about it that way.
I was inspired by World Vision. It's almost like I sponsored (Donald) Faison and gave him an opportunity to do something with his life. What more would he want than to work with me?
The Jews are just clumsy bakers.
