Dave Attell quote: I masturbate! I do it like I think if I keep doing it, Im gonna win...

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I masturbate! I do it like I think if I keep doing it, I'm gonna win something.

Funny, Humor, Winning

"Comedy Central Presents: Dave Attell". Stand-up comedy series, (1998– ).

I masturbate! I do it like I think if I keep doing it, I'm gonna win something.

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