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Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami." She said, "We can't do that!" I told her, "You did it last week!"

Henny Youngman
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Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one to Miami. She said, We can't do that! I told her, You did it last week!