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You have the Midas touch. Everything you touch turns to a muffler.

Henny Youngman
Funny, Humor, Insult
Henny Youngman (1994). “Henny Youngman's Bar Jokes, Bar Bets and Bar Tricks”, Outlet
You have the Midas touch. Everything you touch turns to a muffler.