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I was walking down the street, and I found a man's hand in my pocket. I asked, "What do you want?" "A match" "Why didn't you ask me?" "I don't talk to strangers."

Henny Youngman
Funny, Humor, Men
I was walking down the street, and I found a man's hand in my pocket. I asked, What do you want? A match Why didn't you ask me? I don't talk to strangers.