Amusing Quotes

Noodles are not only amusing but delicious.

I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.

Life, for all its agonies...is exciting and beautiful, amusing and artful and endearing...and whatever is to come after it -- we shall not have this life again.

I tend to head for what's amusing because a lot of things aren't happy. But usually you can find a funny side to practically anything.

I prefer women with a past. They're always so damned amusing to talk to.

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them.

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing.

Anybody, providing he knows how to be amusing, has the right to talk about himself.

Much ingenuity with a little money is vastly more profitable and amusing than much money without ingenuity.

I really am a happy, amusing fellow at heart. Trouble is I seem the only one left.

Love is more pleasant than marriage for the same reason that novels are more amusing than history.

It is necessary to work, if not from inclination, at least from despair. Everything considered, work is less boring than amusing oneself.

There are amusing people who do not interest, and interesting people who do not amuse

Life's more amusing than we thought.

Mathematics is like draughts in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.

Einstein repeatedly argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because God is not capricious or arbitrary. No such faith comforts the software engineer.

It's always amusing to look at how something early in the 20th century was written in anthropology and how it's written now. There's been an enormous shift in how it's done, but yet you can't put your finger on someone who actually did it

One must work, if not from inclination, at least out of despair — since it proves, on close examination, that work is less boring than amusing oneself.

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?

I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.

I have the body of a GOD

I can't bare you when you're not amusing.

A moderated religion is as good for us as no religion at all—and more amusing.

I assure you that the world is not so amusing as we imagined.

There are moments in my show that are very moving as well as amusing.