Amusing Quotes - Page 2

The 3 questions of greatest concern are:, 1) Is it attractive?, 2) Is it amusing?, 3) Does it know its place?

I Google myself to see what come up when you Google Daniel Radcliffe because that's always amusing.

The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice.

bad literature of the sort called amusing is spiritual gin.

To live simply to die is by no means amusing, but to live with the knowledge that you will die before your time, that's really is idiotic

Things people say strike me as amusing, and I am prone to saying out loud what everybody's thinking.

What is today accepted as truth will tomorrow prove to be only amusing.

Certainty without power can be interesting, even amusing. Certainty with power can be dangerous.

I've been told to speed up my delivery when I perform. But if I lose the stammer, I'm just another slightly amusing accountant.

Movies are usually difficult, often insane, constantly challenging and always strangely amusing to make.

Ugliness is more inventive than beauty. Beauty always follows certain camps. I think it's more amusing - ugliness - than beauty.

I would have liked to have known Oscar Wilde because I think he must have been very amusing and entertaining.

I don't do emoticons unless I'm making a big deal out of them. I'll type out, 'This is so amusing it makes me want to grin in pixels.' And then do it.

Amusing and perfectly self-conscious charlatans.

The Alchemyst had discovered that the seats revolved and had been amusing himself by swinging back and forth. His chair squeaked with each turn.Finally Prometheus turned and glared at the immortal. "If you do that one more time, I'm going to feed you to the Lotan myself." "And I will help," Niten added.

The English have a heavy hearted way of amusing themselves.

I die pretty much every year. I find it amusing.

What would I put in a museum? Probably a museum! That's an amusing relic of our past.

It's rather amusing at my advanced age to become a sex symbol.

You're a very amusing fellow," he told Halt. "I'd like to brain you with my ax one of these days." Erak to Halt.

Of course, everyone wants to be healthy. The amusing thing is no one's really sure how to do it.

I find it highly amusing that Donald Trump talks about "Make America Great Again." He doesn`t make a thing in America, except bankruptcies.

Life is full of amusement to an amusing man.

Men are not amusing during the shooting season; but, after all, my dear, men were not especially designed to amuse women.

It was always amusing to be inside Apple and read what journalists said we were doing