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Baby Quotes - Page 54

Having a baby is like getting a tattoo on your face. You really need to be certain it's what you want before you commit.

Having a baby is like getting a tattoo on your face. You really need to be certain it's what you want before you commit.

Elizabeth Gilbert (2010). “The Complete Elizabeth Gilbert: Eat, Pray, Love; Committed; The Last American Man; Stern Men & Pilgrims”, p.12, A&C Black

Everyone knows that by far the happiest and universally enjoyable age of man is the first. What is there about babies which makes us hug and kiss and fondle them, so that even an enemy would give them help at that age?

Desiderius Erasmus (1986). “Literary and Educational Writings: Panegyricus and Philippum Austriaeducem. Moriae encomium. Dialogus Julius exclusus e coelis. Institutio principis christiani. Querela pacis”

Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have around the Home.

Dave Barry (1991). “Dave Barry's guide to life”, Random House Value Publishing

I threw out all the bath water, and there was no baby there.

Dan Barker (2009). “Godless: How an Evangelical Preacher Became One of America's Leading Atheists”, p.48, Ulysses Press