Bars Quotes - Page 6

Getting kicked out of the American Bar Association is like getting kicked out of the Book-of-the-Month Club.

I can't raise the bar of others if I haven't raised the bar for myself.

I don't think I'll get married again. I'm not looking for it. What I can say about my divorce and my failed engagement is that I learned where my bar is.

There's no app for a bourbon buzz on a warm day in a cool, dark bar. The world will always want a drink.

Page, Arizona, Shithead Capital of Coconino County: any town with thirteen churches and only four bars has got an incipient social problem. That town is looking for trouble.

Kill your television. Throw it out the darn window. Watch PBS in a bar.

Well, folks. That's the greatest open in the history of television -- bar none!

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.

It doesn't really exist, this Frat Pack. We run into each other on occasions and we all like each other's films, I guess, but there isn't some big funny restaurant or bar where we all hang out. At least, if there is, they haven't invited me.

I met Evan Goldberg at bar-mitzvah class. It was called tallis and tefillin.

The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it sits in the dish too long.

But steel bars have never yet kept out a mob; it takes something a good deal stronger: human courage backed up by the consciousness of being right.

But there's certainly only one thing I could never agree with George Galloway on. He's a teetotaller and wants to close all the bars in the House of Commons. That is just not on.

Your 'Pringle' contains 30% potato, that yoghurt has the same amount of sugar as ice cream, that whole grain cereal bar may be no better for you than a snickers.

I can't say I don't like acting, but I can't imagine a career when I have to spend 70 percent of my time in a trailer eating Snickers bars.

Poverty must not be a bar to learning and learning must offer an escape from poverty.

That's sort of what I felt... I miss drinking, I thought bars were truly holy places.

Biathletes need to eat 6.000 calories a day: six thousand! That's the equivalent of 2 pounds of butter, 70 slices of bread, 112 eggs, 86 tabs of yogurts, 28 potatoes, 117 biscuits and 21 TWIX bars. On that basis, I could be an Olympic biathlete!

Good peo­ple drink good beer. Just look around any pub­lic bar­room and you will see: Bad peo­ple drink bad beer. Think about it.

It is likely to make us think we are not caged. We cannot feel the bars unless we push against them.

Salad bars are like a restaurant's lungs. They soak up the impurities and bacteria in the environment, leaving you with much cleaner air to enjoy.

There was one planet off in the seventh dimension that got used as a ball in a game of intergalactic bar billiards. Got potted straight into a black hole.

God created whammy bars for people who don't know how to solo.

For too long we have been taking, and the Earth has been giving. But that free-for-all, that all-you-can-eat buffet, it's over. The salad bar is closed.

A Catholic priest, a Jewish rabbi, and a Muslim mullah all walk into a bar, and the bartender says: - What is this, a joke? - Сhurch is the only organization that exists primarily for the benefit of non-members.