Baseball Quotes - Page 90

Marijuana is to rock and roll what beer is to baseball, so imagine if they took away beer at the ballgame.

I went to school every day, like everyone else, and I played baseball for my high school team. I was a part of a lot of different activities outside of school.

I opposed the war in Iraq because I did not believe it was in our national security interest, and I still don't. What we [America] did was akin to taking a baseball bat to a beehive. Our primary security threat right now is terrorism - and by doing what we did in Iraq, we've managed to alienate a good part of the world and most of the allies whose intelligence and other help we need to combat and defeat terrorism.

A baseball bat could not have hit me harder than that smile did. I was sixteen years old. In that time, how many thousands of smiles had been aimed at me? so why did this one feel like the first?

Taking in a baseball game on TV is also a big treat.

Basketball is a game. Baseball is a religion. Baseball is American.

I'm just a seasonal guy. Basketball, football, baseball, boxing, golf. Give it to me all the time.

That big guy, Winfield, at 6'6", can do things only a small man can do.

Whenever you get an inflamed tendon, you've got a problem. OK, here's the next pitch to Gene Tendon.

He can be lethal death.

Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play.

On the mound is Randy Jones, the left-hander with the Karl Marx hairdo.

Billy Almon has all of his in-laws and outlaws here this afternoon.

Templeton is as hot as you can be and still walk!

I don't know about Willie Davis. He's not as young as he used to be.

Parker's grand slam is the same as going 4 for 4, even though he went 1 for 4.

Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.

With one out in the first, Dave Roberts looks a lot better than the last time he pitched against the Padres!

Rick Miller hit only one home run last year, and that's like hitting none.

Montefusco bare-hands it and throws him out. That grounder will make you a traveling salesman in a hurry!

Gene Richards swings, the ball bounces foul and hits him in the head. No harm done.

You walk into the locker room, and you see players with their ripping muscles and stomachs you could wash your clothes in.

George Hendrick simply lost that sun-blown pop-up.

Renko has just about had it. Pretty soon somebody will come out of the dugout with a fork and get him.

At the end of six innings of play, it's Montreal 5, Expos 3.