Bathroom Quotes - Page 4

I can't believe anyone would voluntarily run 26 miles. Sometimes I sit on the couch cross-legged because I don't feel like walking to the bathroom.

Oh, cold world -- I have grown so weary of you and all your horrible bathrooms.

I share it here because something was about to occur on that bathroom floor that would change forever the progression of my life..what happened was that I started to pray.

The only thing I learned from the architecture is keep the bathroom and the kitchen near each other, so you don't have to run pipes all over the place.

If I'm stuck, I get up from my chair and I wash windows. Or... clean the bathroom. Or vacuum the attic. There's always something to be done.

These people who build houses with 13 bathrooms and so on, there's something wrong with them.

There's something of everything in my bathroom.

What kind of guardian are you? Shouldn't you have gone to the bathroom with him?" Isabelle demanded. Jordan looked horrified. "Dudes," he said, "do not follow other dudes to the bathroom.

Burnett fidgeted. She had never seen Burnett like this. He looked like a kid who needed to go to the bathroom.

I learned a lot about what it was like to have to use different hotels and not use the bathrooms, which made me more determined to be an activist.

But I've swallowed my pride before, that's for sure. I'm practically lined with my mistakes on the inside like a bad-wallpapered bathroom.

Marriage is two people in love standing in the same bathroom

Want me to Stevie Wonder my way to the bathroom?

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom.

I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than spend one more minute with you.

We found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens' and 'Femaliens.' 'Finally,' I said to J.Lo. 'Here's a bathroom you're allowed to use.