Bathroom Quotes - Page 3

I've never turned blue in someone else's bathroom. I consider that the height of bad manners.

Fang (sarcasticaly): Go pick out a tree and I'll carve our initials in it. Max: (screams and goes in the bathroom)

If I had to pick one artist to tile my bathroom I would go with MC Escher.

I do some of my best reading while seated in the bathroom.

Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.

Love dries up, I thought as I walked back to the bathroom, even faster than sperm.

I do have a fantasy life in which I can grout bathrooms - but not for a living.

Regarding punishment, we've learned from the downfall of Harvey Weinstein and other famous men not only that times have changed, but also that ostracism is an efficient tool. It reminds me of the tradition of bathroom lists of sexual assaulters at Brown beginning in 1990. Back then the administrators called the students who wrote them "magic marker terrorists" and threatened them with expulsion if caught. Now a Shitty Media Men list can dominate the news for days as HR departments across the coasts hastily assess their employees and their liability.

Everybody knows that only creeps put cameras in the bathroom.

Kitten, when did you get so tall? (Ravyn) I grew while you were in the bathroom. (Erika)

Did you really think I was too fragile to know what Deryn was?" "Fragile?" Volger looked about. "I hadn't thought so, but now I find you brooding in a bathroom. This doesn't speak well of your sturdiness.

I kind of have to go to the bathroom," Aria said woozily. Ezra smiled. "Can I come?

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls!

EVE:so thats the bathroom where shane spends houres doing his hair shane:bite me

In really fancy restaurants they never point to the bathroom, they just gesture toward the bathroom or they'll lead you to the bathroom. The fancier the restaurant, the less pointing there is.

Birth dates and bathroom scales tell more truth than I want to know.

The bathroom scale knows nothing of extenuating circumstances.

We are a nation of 20 million bathrooms, with a humanist in every tub.

That's something that I learned when I was homeless. Hotels are awesome because they are going to let you in and you can use the bathroom and when you're young and pretty you can probably use the pool. Somebody might by you a drink.

Lore? Tell me what Sin said about you being tortured wasn't true,' He didn't look at her as he moved toward the bathroom. 'It wasn't true.' 'You're lying.' 'You told me to.

Most writers, including myself, had to endure a lot of rejections before finally getting published. You could wallpaper a sizeable bathroom with the rejection slips I have received. Don't ever give up!

I've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart.

People forget that public people and celebrities, they too have to go to the bathroom and get divorced.

What exactly did we learn in kindergarten? Nothing we wouldn't have learned if we;d stayed home. Okay, we learned that sometimes, by the time you get to the bathroom, it's too late.

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go the bathroom in a handicapped stall?